Every Christmas Episode of Bob’s Burgers, In Chronological Order
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God Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins
Season 3, Episode 9 ·
Bob inherits a storage unit from a late relative and finds a disturbed man living inside who claims he was once a department store mannequin searching for his lost mannequin wife.
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Christmas in the Car
Season 4, Episode 8 ·
A last-minute hunt for a Christmas tree turns into a highway chase when a giant candy cane truck starts pursuing the Belchers.
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Father of the Bob
Season 5, Episode 6 ·
Bob and his father, Big Bob, reignite an old feud and try to outcook each other at Big Bob’s Christmas party, while the kids compete to get Bob the best present.
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Nice-Capades
Season 6, Episode 5 ·
When a grumpy mall Santa threatens to put them on the naughty list, the kids try to prove they’re nice by staging a musical ice show at the mall rink.
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The Last Gingerbread House on the Left
Season 7, Episode 7 ·
A food delivery to Mr. Fischoeder’s house pulls Bob into a cutthroat gingerbread house competition, while Linda and Teddy take the kids caroling.
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The Bleakening, Part 1
Season 8, Episode 6 ·
Linda throws a Christmas party at the restaurant, but someone steals her tree and the ornaments the kids made. Teddy’s tale of the Bleaken, a creature that steals presents from bad children, convinces Louise she knows who did it.
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The Bleakening, Part 2
Season 8, Episode 7 ·
The kids sneak out on Christmas Eve to track the Bleaken to its lair in an abandoned warehouse and find a secret Christmas rave decorated with stolen decorations. Bob and Linda end up protecting the party from the police.
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Better Off Sled
Season 9, Episode 10 ·
The kids fight Logan for control of their favorite sledding hill, while Bob helps Linda knit scarves for the kids’ presents and turns out to be better at it than she is.
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Have Yourself a Maily Linda Christmas
Season 10, Episode 10 ·
Linda takes a temp job at the post office and sets out to hand-deliver a late package in time for Christmas, leaving Bob to referee her parents and Gayle.
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Yachty or Nice
Season 11, Episode 10 ·
An unexpected invitation to cater a ritzy yacht club’s holiday boat parade has Bob suspecting Jimmy Pesto is behind it, while Louise sets her sights on the present-loaded Santa Schooner.
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Gene’s Christmas Break
Season 12, Episode 10 ·
Gene accidentally breaks his favorite rare Christmas album, and the family goes all out to save the season for him. Meanwhile, Teddy’s neighborhood Secret Santa turns into a mess.
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The Plight Before Christmas
Season 13, Episode 10 ·
Bob and Linda attempt a Christmas miracle: attending all three kids’ end-of-year talent shows, which are happening at the same time in different places.
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The Nightmare 2 Days Before Christmas
Season 14, Episode 10 ·
A blown circuit knocks out the Belchers’ power two days before Christmas, so they spend the holiday at Mr. Fischoeder’s unused mountain hunting lodge, after losing their tree off the car roof on the way up.
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Dog Christmas Day After Afternoon
Season 15, Episode 9 ·
While the family looks at Christmas lights in a rich neighborhood, Gene feeds a lost puppy his dark chocolate bar, then realizes it’s poisonous to dogs, and the Belchers race to find the puppy and save it.
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It’s a Stunterful Life
Season 16, Episode 9 ·
At a Christmas tree farm’s holiday village, Louise and Logan try to outdo each other with stunts on the kiddie train, while Linda tries to save the ugly trees from the woodchipper.